I'm a faithful wife, but my friend has a bigger dick, so I cheat

My ex is an asshole, but you're not, are you, bro? Come inside me

Oh, she's got sperm inside her. And the neighbor's just getting to know her

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth

I told the courier I didn't have cash, I'd pay with my body

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike