Stirred me up, gave me a blowjob, made me cum, and it was all friendship

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

I have a boner and she has a boss in Elden Ring — I'll put my dick in her mouth